Category: Bullsh*t
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(Sigh) Called It…“”
It Sucks Being A Futurist… …That Being Said; The Ability To Forecast Is Hotly Sought After… One’s Blessing Is Another Fool’s Curse. Time Is of The Essence, So I Will Skip To The Chase: Do Not Give In To Distraction. Follow The Money, Not The Monkey. The Media Is A Husk of It’s Formal Self.…
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Juicy Fruit
Take A Sniff… Pull It Out..! The Taste Is Gonna Move Ya’ When You Pop It In Your Mouth! The This Or That’s: THESE iTunes Spotify i♡Radio Slacker Radio Rhapsody Shazam Tidal, etc… www.pleazie.com
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Keep It Gangsta Cuzz…
Here Go Some Pleazie Pro Tips On That @$$; 1. GoodFellas Squeeze Every Shell They Got Left. 2. Kill ‘Em w/ Kindness; They’ll Hate To Luv You For It. 3. Its Not How Many You Shoot, Its Who You Shoot. nP www.pleazie.com
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Give It To Me Baby
My Mom Used To Bump Rick James On 12″ Vinyl. That’s When Learned To Groove To That Stuff… “Whut Stuff Is That?” You Might Be Asking? Well Let Me Tell You, Man: That Phunk… That Sweet, That Phunky Stuff. Give It To Me Baby… Luv nP www.pleazie.com
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Quick Top Five…
Here We Go… My Random Top Five Reviewing Anything: 1. Monster Movies That Use And Abuse Stop Time Animation. 2. Björk Because… Björk. 3. Denim Jackets; I Got My First Vest When I Was 11 (My Grandma Bought It), And Never Looked Back. It Was Made By Guess[emoji]e24f[/emoji] . 4. War Being Over. It Can…
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Man-E-Faces of Pleaze
I Used To Watch He-Man. (Tell Teela She Can Still Get It…) They Had This Character On There Named Man-E-Faces, And He Could Switch His Face Out For Another That Would Best Fit The Situation. Emotions Are Archetypes We Wear Like Masks Demonstrating Our Decided Mood. The Trick Is To Know Which One To Wear…
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Yeezus Christ
And Now You Know Kanye-Zee’s Gotta Rush The Stage When Beck Was Awarded A Grammy For Album of The Year Over Beyoncé. I Ain’t Feeling That Shit.
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