… Being That We Can’t All Afford The Finest
In Hypochondriacal Habitations, Like Yours Truly,
And Given That America Has Dithered On Building
The Largest Bubble Dome Ever Erected,
I Thought It Might Be Helpful To Hit Y’all w/ These
Pleazie Pestilence Precautionary’s And Plague Preventative Protective Pro Tips,
As To Help You Avoid Getting Swept Up In The Theurgic Rapture Of Armageddon Alarmists,
Who I Swear To Capital G-O-D, Really Get Off While Salivating @ The Opportunity To Usher In
The Second Coming Of Their Yeshua ben Yosef A.K.A. “Big-Baby-Jesus”,
Back Onto The Theater Of The United States Of Earth.
Alright… Here We Go.
Pleazie’s Pestilence Precautionary’s And
Plague Preventative Protective Pro Tip #1:
First, We Have To Stop Touching Everything..!
Even Our Faces. That’s Right, [ Face Touching = Done ].
B/c If We’re Not Touching Things,
Then We’re Definitely Not Coming In To Contact W/ Other People,
Or The Surfaces Of Objects Possibly Contaminated W/ The Ebola Virus.
And If We Do, We Definitely Are NOT Touching Our Faces Afterwards.
But In The Event Of You Do Touch Your Face
After Coming In Contact w/ The Natural World,
You May Want To Consider Amputating Your Head.
Just As A Precautionary. Speaking of A Precautionary;
Lets Roll Into…
Pleazie’s Pestilence Precautionary’s And
Plague Preventative Protective Pro Tip #2:
Alright, Next; Better To Be Safe Than Sorry..!
Why Wait Until Things Get Contaminated w/ The Ebola,
When We Can Pyrotechnically Preempt A Possible Planetary
Contamination Pre-cautiously Today..?
So, From Now On; If Someone Sneezes,
By The Power Vested In Pleazie, You Now Have My Pardoning Permission
To Preventatively Incinerate Them On The Spot.
I Think Its Important That We Work Together On This Pro Tip Here.
If You See Someone Cough… Combustible Accelerants
Could Help Clear Up Their Congestion..?
I Heard Incinerations Are Fantastic Way
To Relieve Sinusitis..!
But That’s Not Enough To Totally Stop
The Spread Of The Ebola In Its Tracks,
Which Brings Us To Our Final…
Pleazie’s Pestilence Precautionary’s And
Plague Preventative Protective Pro Tip #3:
If You Develop Any Signs of This Hemorrhagic Hell,
Please Do Be Prepared To Put A Little Skin In The Game
By Self Immolating Your Way Back To Health..!
That’s Right!
Before Things Ever Even Hit A Feverish Pitch,
If You’re Feeling Hot Under The Collar w/ An Unexplained Heat Rash…
Or A Sudden Shiver From A Case of The Chills,
Douse You’re Fears By Fighting Fire
w/ Setting Yourself On Fire.
That’s Right..!
See, Fire Kills The Ebola.
You Heard Me Right, The Ebola Virus Hates Fire.
So, Now That We Know The Ebola’s Weakness,
How About A Little Fire, Scarecrow..!
Ahh, Yes…
The Cleansing Power Of An Open Flame..!
Extinguishes Any Chance of An Outbreak,
And, Snuffs Out Any And All Fears.
And Please,
Do Remember To Purell All Your Video Game Controllers, Smart Phones,
And Luxury Car Interiors The Night Before You Set Your Self Ablaze
Upon Experiencing Any Hints of This Most Terrible Transmission.
I Heard Clorox Wipes Knock That Shit Right Off Surfaces.
And Then, Flame On Like The Human Torch..!
Your Off, And On Your Way To Healthy…
Rebellion Against Sickness,
A Dissent Against Disease,
By Questioning The Authority
“Your Paranoia And Fears” Have Over You,
Or, Your Bitch Ass Might Catch The Ebola..!
Ewwwwww..! Cover Your Mouths,
Your Nasty Ass Could Be Infected w/ Anything,
And Everything..!
I Will Burn You.
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