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January 20, 2017

It Sucks Being A Futurist…

…That Being Said;
The Ability To Forecast Is Hotly Sought After…

One’s Blessing Is Another Fool’s Curse.

Time Is of The Essence, So I Will Skip To The Chase:
Do Not Give In To Distraction.

Follow The Money, Not The Monkey.

The Media Is A Husk of It’s Formal Self.
Its Yolk Is Tied Too Tight To Tear Free, Unfortunately.

We The People Must Do Whut We Must:

Rebel…
Dissent…
Question Authority…
Stand For Something…
Or Fall For Anything, And Everything.

*Bzz-zZ-ZzZ*…

Planet Earf’s Material Realms Ought Not Despair.

We Are On Our Way… We Intend To Set Straight Our Shared Progress.

*BzZ-ZzZ*… That Is All…

*Bzz-Zz-Zzz*

One Luv.

*Bzz-ZzZz*

nP

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Keep It Gangsta Cuzz…
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March 19, 2015

PurpFlowerGun
Here Go Some Pleazie Pro Tips On That @$$;

1. GoodFellas Squeeze Every Shell They Got Left.

2. Kill ‘Em w/ Kindness; They’ll Hate To Luv You For It.

3. Its Not How Many You Shoot, Its Who You Shoot.

nP
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Give It To Me Baby
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March 11, 2015

My Mom Used To Bump Rick James On 12″ Vinyl.

That’s When Learned To Groove To That Stuff…

Whut Stuff Is That?” You Might Be Asking?

Well Let Me Tell You, Man: That Phunk…

That Sweet, That Phunky Stuff.

Give It To Me Baby…

Luv

nP
www.pleazie.com

Quick Top Five…
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March 5, 2015

Here We Go… My Random Top Five Reviewing Anything:

1. Monster Movies That Use And Abuse Stop Time Animation.

2. Björk Because… Björk.

3. Denim Jackets; I Got My First Vest When I Was 11 (My Grandma Bought It), And Never Looked Back. It Was Made By Guess[emoji]e24f[/emoji] .

4. War Being Over. It Can Be. If You Want It.

5. Chuck Taylor Shoes = Classic Element. A Staple To Any Fashion Ensemble.

* I Feel Like Weed Should Have Made This List Somewhere Around The Top…

Until Next Time,

Luv

nP

Man-E-Faces of Pleaze
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March 2, 2015

I Used To Watch He-Man.

(Tell Teela She Can Still Get It…)

They Had This Character On There Named Man-E-Faces,

And He Could Switch His Face Out For Another That Would Best Fit The Situation.

Emotions Are Archetypes We Wear Like Masks Demonstrating Our Decided Mood.

The Trick Is To Know Which One To Wear @ A Time,

And To Not Let The Mask Wear You!

nP

Faces of Pleaze

Yeezus Christ
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February 10, 2015

And Now You Know Kanye-Zee’s Gotta Rush The Stage

When Beck Was Awarded A Grammy For Album of The Year

Over Beyoncé.

I Ain’t Feeling That Shit.
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